The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
Now I understand why I drink way too much B.E.E.R. W.O.R.K. is evil and takes a motivated, enthusiastic, fun loving, fit, and relatively sane (more likely completely insane) person and rapes him, or her (ya gotta be PC these days), of vitality and pursuit of life. In all reality I must admit I've been drinking way too much beer. Nothing extreme but a few beers a night, just about every night isn't healthy and is a really bad habit to get into. I guess its time to switch drugs. JK as my students say.